Funny Story about love

Something Fishy

Have you heard of the man who fell in love with a mermaid? everything went on smoothly until his mother began to smell something fishy

Confess Our Faults

Mr A: i agree we should all confess our faults to one another. I shall begin. I have a bad habit of stealing.
Mr B : I've horrible habit of lying.
Mr C : I am glutton,
Mr D : I get drunk every night.
Mr E : I've got the terrible habit of gossiping and I can't wait to get out of here!

"Whoever gossips to you will gossip about you" -Anonymous

The Perfect Girl

John is about 42 years old; his friends have already got married while John just dates and dates. One day, a friends asks him, “what’s the matter, are you looking for the perfect woman?are you that particular? can’t you find some one who suits you?”
“No,” John replies.” I meet many nice girls, but as soon as I bring them home to meet my parents, my mother doesn’t like them. So I keep looking.”

“Listen,”his friend suggests,”why don’t you find a girl who just looks like your dear old mother?”. Many weks go by and again John and his friend get together.
“So John, did you find the perfect girl yet? One that’s just like your mother.?”
John shrugs his shoulder.”Yes, I found one just like my mother.my mother loved her. They quickly became friends.”
“are you and this girl engaged yet?”
“I am afraid not. My father can’t stand her!”